Hello Folks,
Sorry I’ve been out of commission for awhile. My Pancreatitis has been making me hungry, grumpy and unable to blog. It’s not infected, it’s inflammed, which means my pancreas is angry and racist. My pancreas hates Jews. I don’t! But my horrible pancreas has some serious issues. My Pancreas is Emo – okay there I said it. My Pancreas is insisting I paint my fingernails black and start hating everyone’s Dad.
Okay I’ve been promising to get this up for awhile now. It’s my ‘comedy profile’ in the Flin Flon Reminder – I’m proud of this article, Flin Flon is where I’m from and has helped make me who I am today. It was really exciting to be a part of this newspaper – and to have friends and family be able to read about what I’ve been doing in the Winnipeg Comedy Scene. I think Jonathon Naylor is an excellent writer – it’s one of the best pieces written about me. He was awesome at really capturing my voice and telling my story. Hope you enjoy – here is the attached PDF copy of that article.
PS I will be performing at The Standard Tavern this Thursday (Dec.15) at 8:30 pm for the Best of Show. Going to be delightful! Then you can catch me performing at the Finals for Winnipeg’s Funniest Person with a Day Job Contest at Rumor’s on Jan.11th. (That’s a Monday). Not in the contest – they don’t allow you to compete after you’ve won, but I am doing a set while the judges deliberate.
Happy Holidays! Don’t get so loserpissed that you puke up Christmas Dinner!
Peace.
Cara
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That was a great article Cara. Congrats.